Monster Zucchini Muffins

1) Find a gigantic zucchini. This one was from a friend's garden.

2) Peel.

3) 10 cups grated zucchini (this one needed to be de-seeded first!)

4) Preheat oven to 350 degrees F and assemble: The 10 cups grated zucchini, 15 eggs, 5 cups vegetable oil, 10 cups sugar, 5 tbsp vanilla, 5 tbsp cinnamon, 5 tsp salt, 5 tsp baking soda, 2.5 tsp baking powder, 15 cups flour, 4-5 bag semi-sweet chocolate chips. (for a normal recipe divide everything by 5, remember 1 tbsp=3 tsp)

5) Mix zucchini, oil, eggs and sugar. Stir in vanilla, cinnamon, salt, baking soda and baking powder, then the flour. This requires a huge pot.

6) Add the chocolate chips.

7) Final batter after very carefully stirring in the chips to prevent spillage.

8) Grease large muffins pans and bake for 35-45 min. Yields: about 5 dozen muffins.
Ta da!